New Name-Maybe

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Hey, CTj.

How about 'Mackintosh'? (Canadian Toffee, geddit?) ;)

I could have said 'Cuban Lunch', but that may have given Chico ideas.
 


I've just come across this now, what do you think junior


>>>>MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT ABOVE.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU
>>>>FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS ...
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.


>>>>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>>>>silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more
> stressful
>>>>days than not.

>>>>Here is your dose of humour...
>>>>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>>>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
>>>>forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
>>>>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to
>>>>you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior
> manager
>>>>is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer

>>>>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
>>>>Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,
> in which
>>>>the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

>>>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
>>>>first name:

>>>>a = snickle
>>>>b = doombah
>>>>c = goober
>>>>d = cheesey
>>>>e = crusty
>>>>f = greasy
>>>>g = dumbo
>>>>h = farcus
>>>>i = dorky
>>>>j = doofus
>>>>k = funky
>>>>l = boobie
>>>>m = sleezy
>>>>n = sloopy
>>>>o = fluffy
>>>>p = stinky
>>>>q = slimy
>>>>r = dorfus
>>>>s = snooty
>>>>t = tootsie
>>>>u = dipsy
>>>>v = sneezy
>>>>w = liver
>>>>x = skippy
>>>>y = dinky
>>>>z = zippy

>>>>2.. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
>>>>first half of your new last name:

>>>>a = dippin
>>>>b = feather
>>>>c = batty
>>>>d = burger
>>>>e = chicken
>>>>f = barffy
>>>>g = lizard
>>>>h = waffle
>>>>i = farkle
>>>>j = monkey
>>>>k = flippin
>>>>l = fricken
>>>>m = bubble
>>>>n = rhino
>>>>o = potty
>>>>p = hamster
>>>>q = buckle
>>>>r = gizzard
>>>>s = lickin
>>>>t = snickle
>>>>u = chuckle
>>>>v = pickle
>>>>w = hubble
>>>>x = dingle
>>>>y = gorilla
>>>>z = girdle

>>>>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
>>>>second half of your new last name:

>>>>a = butt
>>>>b = boob
>>>>c = face
>>>>d = nose
>>>>e = hump
>>>>f = breath
>>>>g = pants
>>>>h = shorts
>>>>i = lips
>>>>j = honke
>>>>rk = head
>>>>l = tush
>>>>m = chunks
>>>>n = dunkin
>>>>o = brains
>>>>p = biscuits
>>>>q = toes
>>>>r = doodle
>>>>s = fanny
>>>>t = sniffer
>>>>u = sprinkles
>>>>v = frack
>>>>w = squirt
>>>>x = humperdinck
>>>>y = hiney
>>>>z = juice

>>>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

As you only have two letter in your first name you end up as chuckle dunkin
 


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