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or we want him summer
brieverton
Player Valuation: £50m
Mourinho would start his first presser by calling out half the squad and saying we need to spend £100m to stay up.
ZissouBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
100%. People forget easily. It’s dire stuff.
I could probably get onboard with That
and he’d get it
Lapeno77
Player Valuation: £35m
The second presser would be him calling out the other half and asking for £300m to stay up.
And he'd be right
Mourinho is a winner, Dyches a loser
exactly - i’ve said for ages just his profile alone he would make everton heard of again
welshtoffee
Player Valuation: £30m
Thing about Mourinho he gets the results one way or another , his win rate as a manager is what get him jobs. Could he do it at Everton thought with this squad...very doubtful !!
The Littlest Yobo
Player Valuation: £2.5m
I’m in for Jose. This club needs an electric shock through it and he is a born winner. We would be in a Cup Final, at least, within 2 seasons. Alternatively, different end of the spectrum, would love Iraola. Am warming to Frank (Thomas not Lampard) but concerned about his away record.
However, if we are just looking at a short term improvement on the current incumbent, I’d opt for a balloon on a stick with a face drawn on it with a tape machine attached to it, repeating the phrases “cross the ball, have a shot” over and over. Could prop it up at the side of the pitch at Finch Farm and it would have more attacking tactical acumen than Sean Dyche.
However, if we are just looking at a short term improvement on the current incumbent, I’d opt for a balloon on a stick with a face drawn on it with a tape machine attached to it, repeating the phrases “cross the ball, have a shot” over and over. Could prop it up at the side of the pitch at Finch Farm and it would have more attacking tactical acumen than Sean Dyche.
any manager we get will need the help of players tho _
jose would have us safe in his first 6 games
all day long
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