He's in Davek's cellar.

I think he's just too busy shagging.
I think he's just too busy shagging.
I hope for the chicks he's shagging, he'll be doing it in that order.and getting drunk

I hope for the chicks he's shagging, he'll be doing it in that order.![]()

Never its Neb we are talking about here Dutch...................nowt like throwing up after dumping your load![]()



:blink: Never tried that tbh. Can imagine the conversation though.
Neb: you like it baby?
She: Yes, go on and please talk dirty to me.
Neb: I'm coming, you dirty ****, I can feel it.
She: Oh yeah, please let me have it.
Neb: Bwaaaahh.
Falls asleep and leaves her in the mess.![]()
Not quite sure how you made the link between my last post and Marcellis.Hey dutch heard anything in the local press linking us to Dirk Marcelis?
and have you got a handle on him as a player?
:blink: Never tried that tbh. Can imagine the conversation though.
Neb: you like it baby?
She: Yes, go on and please talk dirty to me.
Neb: I'm coming, you dirty ****, I can feel it.
She: Oh yeah, please let me have it.
Neb: Bwaaaahh.
Falls asleep and leaves her in the mess.![]()

Not quite sure how you made the link between my last post and Marcellis.![]()
Heard nothing about him joining Everton, but he has been linked with Bolton today. What can I say on Marcellis? When he first broke through, he was regarded as the best defensive talent since Jaap Stam. Is going through a very difficult spell at the moment though and has trouble to get playing time. Definately has the talent, but needs to be playing week in week out to progress.
Sorry, but Davek has been bullying me. He threatens me and makes all these lewd comments. I'm intimidated by him. Therefore, I've been too frightened to post. He's evil!
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