2025/26 Nathan Patterson

Offers nothing. Anyone saying otherwise is just polshing a turd and they know it.

He goes off and Gueye gets into the position Patterson should have been getting into - a defensive midfielder!!! - and provides the inteligence to set up the goal.

No wonder Moyes went with three at the back second half because him and Mykolenko were stinking the place out again.
I’m going to wait for the next sale and buy that weird dark blue (i.e. black) cup kit that will never be worn again and have Patto printed on the front and back.
 
Offers nothing. Anyone saying otherwise is just polshing a turd and they know it.

He goes off and Gueye gets into the position Patterson should have been getting into - a defensive midfielder!!! - and provides the inteligence to set up the goal.

No wonder Moyes went with three at the back second half because him and Mykolenko were stinking the place out again.
Patterson wasn't on the field when Gueye crossed it you muppet 😂
 
Wasn't actually as much of a defensive liability as he usually is today and made a couple of decent contributions.

Offensively, he's nowhere near good enough. Can't cross and can't beat a man. Drew groans from the crowd at the end of the first half when he passed the ball back to Tarkowski for the umpteenth time instead of trying to progress play but personally I would rather see him do that than lose possession, as he did a whopping 22 times the other week against Sunderland. It was telling that a lot of our better work came down the right flank after he'd gone off.

Filled a gap in the team when we were short of options and he does deserve some credit for that, but now players are coming back I doubt we'll see him starting games.
 

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