My Back Door

[GhostOfDixie]

When Duncan Ferguson banged in the first goal at Old Trafford I was in the shower and I nearly broke my neck celebrating in such a confined space.

Then when he scored the second, I was dressed and downstairs, I flew past my sister and then mum, crashed out the back door, smashing the window as I went, jersey over my head I went arse over tit when I tripped over the bushes.

Thats where that story ends, because we all know what happened in the end.

If we sign Moutinho tomorrow or Friday, well my watching cats are likely to see a man shaped hole in the backdoor.

 

[Cal]

Your cats will be fine mate.

 

[Dom1878]

When Duncan Ferguson banged in the first goal at Old Trafford I was in the shower and I nearly broke my neck celebrating in such a confined space.

Then when he scored the second, I was dressed and downstairs, I flew past my sister and then mum, crashed out the back door, smashing the window as I went, jersey over my head I went arse over tit when I tripped over the bushes.

Thats where that story ends, because we all know what happened in the end.

If we sign Moutinho tomorrow or Friday, well my watching cats are likely to see a man shaped hole in the backdoor.

, like i said, if Moutinho signs, its a hand written, hand delivered letter of thanks to Bill Kenwright from me!!

 

[TsarDiniyar]

am sure ur back door will be in one piece, however by friday week it may have a man shaped whole in it - through sheer disappointment of moyes walking away

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Some optimism ay lads, ffs.

 

[Neiler]

Some optimism ay lads, ffs.

Sorry Danny, signing Messi couldnt cheer me up today im of to bed!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I read on News Now that Messi's having a medical in the morning.