This won't be a real story I'm afraid. He'll be in the starting line-up on Wednesday as we go down to a meek 3-0 defeat and the drudgery of supporting Everton carries on indefinitely.
We'll win 4-1, Sam the fat one will have us going out all guns blazing with the type of footy not seen at Goodison for a long time.
Now, where did I put those antipsychotics.....................................








