minor things that make you fume

[Sapie88]

Well done mate,

Ta kid, what you up to today? Boss weather isn't it.

 

[carlos21]

Ta kid, what you up to today? Boss weather isn't it.

Oh yes it is mate nothing much.

 

[Sapie88]

Oh yes it is mate nothing much.

I'm gonna walk me dog in a bit.

 

[carlos21]

I'm gonna walk me dog in a bit.

Sweet mate.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

I had to kill a baby bird because it had broken its leg by falling down the nest from the wall of my house. I put it in a plastic bag and slammed it against the balcony. The bag got a hole in it and I got a lot of bird-goo on my face.

What the hell?

 

[jal123]

People out for a run who jog on the spot whilst waiting to cross the road, just stand still you absolute simpletons

 

[Baines' left foot]

Having a nightmare with my housemates at the moment. One of them keeps making loads of noise until about 11.30pm which keeps me awake, and 3 of them are utter tramps. I found a plate covered in hairs in the dishwasher the other day, the bath was full of hairs which someone hadn't rinsed (which turned out to be fanny hair), and one of my them leaves rubbish outside his bedroom door in the hall including takeaway waste even though his room is right next to the front door.

Utter scruffs. I fail to understand how people can be so disgusting/lazy.

 

[Toast]

Having a nightmare with my housemates at the moment. One of them keeps making loads of noise until about 11.30pm which keeps me awake, and 3 of them are utter tramps. I found a plate covered in hairs in the dishwasher the other day, the bath was full of hairs which someone hadn't rinsed (which turned out to be fanny hair), and one of my them leaves rubbish outside his bedroom door in the hall including takeaway waste even though his room is right next to the front door.

Utter scruffs. I fail to understand how people can be so disgusting/lazy.

Is the fanny hair still available mate ?

Asking for a friend..

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

That the result of my colonoscopy didn't show any signs of cancer. ( obv. that is good, but.. )
that means I still don't know why my stumach hurts and why i crap blood.

someone's been the chicken bazooka

 

[Groucho]

That the result of my colonoscopy didn't show any signs of cancer. ( obv. that is good, but.. )
that means I still don't know why my stumach hurts and why i crap blood.

Have they looked for an ulcer?

 

[COYBL25]

Having a nightmare with my housemates at the moment. One of them keeps making loads of noise until about 11.30pm which keeps me awake, and 3 of them are utter tramps. I found a plate covered in hairs in the dishwasher the other day, the bath was full of hairs which someone hadn't rinsed (which turned out to be fanny hair), and one of my them leaves rubbish outside his bedroom door in the hall including takeaway waste even though his room is right next to the front door.

Utter scruffs. I fail to understand how people can be so disgusting/lazy.

Only a suggestion, but I think it's time to move ?

 

[COYBL25]

I had to kill a baby bird because it had broken its leg by falling down the nest from the wall of my house. I put it in a plastic bag and slammed it against the balcony. The bag got a hole in it and I got a lot of bird-goo on my face.

Why didn't you just break its neck, less dramatic, you baby bird murderer

 

[Toast]

Why didn't you just break its neck, less dramatic, you baby bird murderer

Just let a cat get it is surely the answer though ?

 

[GlosBlue]

A water only bar in London....

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/24/selfridges-is-opening-a-fancy-bar-that-will-only-serve-water-5901300/

 

[Norwegian Cow]

Have they looked for an ulcer?

nah. I think they gave up.