minor things that make you fume

[carlos21]

All good Carlos what's for tea?

I haven't got a clue mate what's for your tea.

 

[jal123]

I haven't got a clue mate what's for your tea.

Just killed a wood pigeon by hammering rusty nails into its eyes mate so might have that on a bed of animal cruelty.

 

[carlos21]

Just killed a wood pigeon by hammering rusty nails into its eyes mate so might have that on a bed of animal cruelty.

Okay mate.

 

[Maxwell]

@Baines' left foot snapchatting me mirror selfies with the caption 'whos a big c***'

 

[Baines' left foot]

@Baines' left foot snapchatting me mirror selfies with the caption 'whos a big c***'

Hahahaha. That didn't take you long!

 

[jal123]

@Baines' left foot snapchatting me mirror selfies with the caption 'whos a big c***'

Well, post it then.

 

[silent bob]

@Baines' left foot snapchatting me mirror selfies with the caption 'whos a big c***'

Hahahaha. That didn't take you long!

Don't you have Grindr for this sort of thing??

 

[Baines' left foot]

These two horrible Eastern European blokes in the gym who just sweat on every piece of equipment they use without cleaning it up, and use about 10 pairs of dumbells at a time and don't put them back. Makes me RAGE.

 

[The Cowboy]

These two horrible Eastern European blokes in the gym who just sweat on every piece of equipment they use without cleaning it up, and use about 10 pairs of dumbells at a time and don't put them back. Makes me RAGE.

Brexit lad. Problem solved eh.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

I get really cranky when its when im look

These two horrible Eastern European blokes in the gym who just sweat on every piece of equipment they use without cleaning it up, and use about 10 pairs of dumbells at a time and don't put them back. Makes me RAGE.

People who do curls in the squat rack

Cardio bunnies with a full face of makeup

And a whole load of other gymbeciles

 

[Tigger]

These two horrible Eastern European blokes in the gym who just sweat on every piece of equipment they use without cleaning it up, and use about 10 pairs of dumbells at a time and don't put them back. Makes me RAGE.

GO AV I'OUT LAD!

 

[Baines' left foot]

GO AV I'OUT LAD!

Not a chance. They're both huge and I'm pretty sure one is a bit mental. He clears his throat every 10 seconds or so and just leaks on everything.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

People out for a run who jog on the spot whilst waiting to cross the road, just stand still you absolute simpletons

I always let them cross if traffic permits on the opposite side. When I am running I hate why my rhythm gets messed up so I symapthize with them.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Last night was the first time I've been on a proper night out when I'm working the next day. Proper can't be arsed now.

 

[silent bob]

Getting texts from my boss asking if i can come in to work when he knows full well that i can't due to an injury he is fully aware of.