minor things that make you fume
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Did you stroke it.
It was no time for a ham shank !!!
novice!
Marius57
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The fact that 2 weeks ago, my mortgage renewal would have been more than £30 a month cheaper than currently paying but I couldn’t lock it in because Halifax only allow 4 months in advance and then they increased the rates today which coincidentally is the first day I can lock in.
racist pigs again.
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skucksy
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Dog owners round mine got upset at the ‘keep dogs on a lead’ signs at the local nature reserve so they removed them with a screwdriver.
I always pull them up when their dogs run amok. Fk them.
How you can go to bed feeling perfectly fine
Sleep 7 hours perfectly fine
Wake up for a piss, get back into bed, then Chernobyl happens in your nose: it’s blocked, it’s runny, you’re sneezing.
Like why did none of that happen during the night??? Does pollen only register when you’re conscious??? Are allergies just a trick of the mind???
Sleep 7 hours perfectly fine
Wake up for a piss, get back into bed, then Chernobyl happens in your nose: it’s blocked, it’s runny, you’re sneezing.
Like why did none of that happen during the night??? Does pollen only register when you’re conscious??? Are allergies just a trick of the mind???
…..my daughter got me an Apple Watch to monitor my heart but it’s a bit annoying, actually feel better not wearing it.
gonetomorrow
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My wife asked a dog owner to put his animal on a lead when walking in the local cemetery. He said: I'll put you on a lead!
His lady companion laughed.
I said to her: You could do much better than this chap, you know.
We are old and not keen on fisticuffs. Thirty years ago I'd have "gone mental" as we say in these parts.
I’m fuming at my mrs fuming at me because I had the audacity to have a slight slip on a beach yesterday and have hurt my back (quite painful and uncomfortable actually) so was unable to go to work today as I can just about hobble around the house. She said “ffs, you’ve been off sick more times than you go to work”….. last time I had off sick was last May when I had Covid ffs.
Was the house unusually tidy also?
skucksy
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One of our neighbours has a dog which barks all day. Got sick of it one Saturday morning so went up for a chat. They didn’t take it well. Once the man of the house got home they marched down and threatened me on my doorstep. He said he’d call the police so I called 101 immediately and explained it all. Fair play to the plod they were great.
Rarely hear that dog now. Being a grass does the job at times
Andyramone
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The lightness in weight of an almost empty bottle of beer..
gonetomorrow
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It's awful though isn't it?One of our neighbours has a dog which barks all day. Got sick of it one Saturday morning so went up for a chat. They didn’t take it well. Once the man of the house got home they marched down and threatened me on my doorstep. He said he’d call the police so I called 101 immediately and explained it all. Fair play to the plod they were great.
Rarely hear that dog now. Being a grass does the job at times
People should be vetted before owning a dog. Like the driving test.
It's not the dog's fault.