minor things that make you fume

It's awful though isn't it?
People should be vetted before owning a dog. Like the driving test.
It's not the dog's fault.
Agree mate. So much entitlement in society these days it seems!

I’m just glad I’m a bit of a lump. Most won’t take a chance on a 15 stone 6’1” lump, although I’m a bit long in the tooth now!
 
Dog owners round mine got upset at the ‘keep dogs on a lead’ signs at the local nature reserve so they removed them with a screwdriver.

I always pull them up when their dogs run amok. Fk them.
The keith lard brigade routinely expect everyone to be as obsessed with their dogs as they are, would happily grass them up for such antisocial behaviour
 
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The keith lard brigade routinely expect everyone to be as obsessed with their dogs as they are, would happily grass them up for such antisocial behaviour
Proper weird isn’t it? Took my arl fella for a meal in a posh pub a while ago. Up to £40 a main sort of thing. Didn’t get both legs in the door and I heard a big dog barking. We fked it off and got a takeaway instead. Got no time for that nonsense!
 
One of our back-doors is in the downstairs bog. Don't ask me, I didn't design the house.

The cat-flap is in that door. Every time I sit down for a dump I hear "meow" from outside followed by the cat coming in his door, sitting in front of me and meowing at me incessantly to be let out of the bog and into the house.

I've got a full time job a Mrs and 2 young kids. That 5 minutes a day taking a dump is the only time I get a single bit of peace and quiet and it's routinely ruined by the bloody cat.
 
One of our back-doors is in the downstairs bog. Don't ask me, I didn't design the house.

The cat-flap is in that door. Every time I sit down for a dump I hear "meow" from outside followed by the cat coming in his door, sitting in front of me and meowing at me incessantly to be let out of the bog and into the house.

I've got a full time job a Mrs and 2 young kids. That 5 minutes a day taking a dump is the only time I get a single bit of peace and quiet and it's routinely ruined by the bloody cat.
Leave a hot turd on the Cat flap. Assert dominance.
 
One of our back-doors is in the downstairs bog. Don't ask me, I didn't design the house.

The cat-flap is in that door. Every time I sit down for a dump I hear "meow" from outside followed by the cat coming in his door, sitting in front of me and meowing at me incessantly to be let out of the bog and into the house.

I've got a full time job a Mrs and 2 young kids. That 5 minutes a day taking a dump is the only time I get a single bit of peace and quiet and it's routinely ruined by the bloody cat.
Bend over, spread your cheeks and show him your own lion’s mane whiskers … dominate him
 
Such one punch assaults were commonly called "king hits" in NZ. Took a while to persuade the journos but now they are called "coward punches". Rightly so.

3 years for a water pistol*.

The poor barstud that got hit needs 7 times a day medical care, the chicken worker went back to work. I don't understand this stupid country.
 

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