minor things that make you fume

[carlos21]

Hello Carlos. Who makes you angry?

Getting up early.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Getting up early.

Too right.

 

[carlos21]

Too right.

Hahaha.

 

[the golden visionary]

Getting up early.

What's early tho

 

[carlos21]

What's early tho

4 in the morning

 

[the golden visionary]

4 in the morning

Jesus

 

[carlos21]

Jesus

Hahaha.

 

[the golden visionary]

Hahaha.

Thought you were gonna say half 7 or something

 

[carlos21]

Thought you were gonna say half 7 or something

10.30 for me kid.

 

[the golden visionary]

10.30 for me kid.

That's a nice time for waking

 

[Andyramone]

Guardiola spitting.

 

[Paulie]

Over engineered hands free hot water taps in work.

 

[PITA]

After 33 years together my wife still hasn't caught on to the fact that I can't fkn lip read. Insists on mouthing 'messages' to me through windows. Car windows. Shop windows. Restaurant windows. She then gets angry with me for nor having this ability.

My mature response is to mouth some random song lyrics back to her while gesticulating wildly.

To be fair it was a top tune at the time.

 

[PITA]

Spoiler: off scot-free for murder, have a guess

'No case to answer' for police officer who shot man in Coventry

The IOPC concludes a renewed probe into the circumstances surrounding the death of Sean Fitzgerald.

www.bbc.co.uk

Rita, I love you but is this your job?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Rita, I love you but is this your job?

What do you mean?