minor things that make you fume

After 33 years together my wife still hasn't caught on to the fact that I can't fkn lip read. Insists on mouthing 'messages' to me through windows. Car windows. Shop windows. Restaurant windows. She then gets angry with me for nor having this ability.

My mature response is to mouth some random song lyrics back to her while gesticulating wildly.
Good lord yes. And texting me from the next room in the house
 
After 33 years together my wife still hasn't caught on to the fact that I can't fkn lip read. Insists on mouthing 'messages' to me through windows. Car windows. Shop windows. Restaurant windows. She then gets angry with me for nor having this ability.

My mature response is to mouth some random song lyrics back to her while gesticulating wildly.
I am exactly the same. The friend I go on holiday with cannot understand it, worse, she gets annoyed with me when I start mouthing something for her attention which is, of course, massively exaggerated.
 
It's going to be fascinating when europe comes together with nato to uphold the sovereignty of Greenland and Denmark, to the obvious reply, "well, seeing as you can work together to defy your friends the u.s. then you can go it alone supporting Ukraine against russia", then "p.s. no thanks to nato btw, adios!".

All the military speak of the last 6 months throughout europe and associates is for nothing, stakes needed upping a decade ago, the big red sickle has bolted and the days of hiding behind the yanks is over. When trident gets switched off all those greenpeacers will be out with 'I told you so's' pretty quick.

On a sporting note, it could be the end of the commonwealth games, (besides the fact no one wants to afford to hold it) but why sign up to a decadent failed regime, it was built on might (at sea) and has been redundant for nearly a century.

Someone TM 'The bricks games' quick...
 
Coil spring broke on car. Garage said no problem, will replace spring and top mount. Dropped it off this morning, said it’ll be about half an hour. Missus has just gone to get it and it’s still up on ramps. Apparently Qashqai spring is on different way round to other cars and their machine couldn’t remove it. They’re still trying. Sounds like a load of rubbish to me.
 

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