minor things that make you fume

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I only ignore those who I find obnoxious, or abusive to me personally. I don't ignore Dave because I sometimes agree with the points he makes and, besides, I prefer to see what it is he's said that is so controversial.
Its not his opinions that are the problem, he has every right to hold them, its the fact he constantly repeats them - ad nauseum.
 
After 33 years together my wife still hasn't caught on to the fact that I can't fkn lip read. Insists on mouthing 'messages' to me through windows. Car windows. Shop windows. Restaurant windows. She then gets angry with me for nor having this ability.

My mature response is to mouth some random song lyrics back to her while gesticulating wildly.
 
After 33 years together my wife still hasn't caught on to the fact that I can't fkn lip read. Insists on mouthing 'messages' to me through windows. Car windows. Shop windows. Restaurant windows. She then gets angry with me for nor having this ability.

My mature response is to mouth some random song lyrics back to her while gesticulating wildly.
Alright jamo how is Spain tonight.
 
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