minor things that make you fume

[L4Everton]

The Dewani case, when the groom has coughed up to hiring male prostitutes (for himself) just how did the marriage go ahead in the first place?

 

[Maxwell]

Dropping my phone on the floor and cracking the bottom left side of the screen, barely.

Touch screen therefore decides it can't handle it so i have to completely replace the phone. FUME.

 

[heatmeiser]

Having the beginnings of a cold sore the day before I go home for Christmas with the view to fingering girls dressed as Mrs. Clause.

F
F
S

HAHAHAH herpes.

 

[heatmeiser]

People at work commenting on me making coffee that isn't instant.

EVERY.

SINGLE.

TIME.

Yes it smells nice and yes it is worth it. No, you can't have any.

 

[bluemangroup]

Hope so mate, I don't recall John Merrick fingering Mrs Claus too often in the Elephant Man.

You clearly bought the wrong version.

 

[ijjysmith]

Royal Mail

 

[roydo]

Royal Mail

Christ, still no joy? That aint a minor thing mate.

 

[ijjysmith]

Christ, still no joy? That aint a minor thing mate.

Sorted it a different way but not without them causing me a pain in my arse!

 

[strummer]

Roidheads.smile you beauts or is your face too muscley to let you do it

 

[strummer]

Buying a parking ticket at asda with the last of my change. A gust of wind blowing the display bit out of my hand leaving me holding the sticky part.then looking a total bell after unsuccessfully chasing after the ticket

 

[Baines' left foot]

My sister and her boyfriend are back for Christmas and they're one of those couples who can't leave each other alone for 10 seconds, no matter where they are.

Does my head right in.

 

[verreauxi]

Bugs the [Poor language removed] out of me that someone at Microsoft thought it would be useful to include over 800 different font types in microsoft word. And the fact that they likely make about 7x what I make only makes it much worse. When the f_ck am I gonna use "Avenir next condensed demi bold" or "Wawati SC" or "Matern M7 Script Capitals." Useless overthink going on.

 

[The Cowboy]

Bugs the [Poor language removed] out of me that someone at Microsoft thought it would be useful to include over 800 different font types in microsoft word. And the fact that they likely make about 7x what I make only makes it much worse. When the f_ck am I gonna use "Avenir next condensed demi bold" or "Wawati SC" or "Matern M7 Script Capitals." Useless overthink going on.

Damn straight. They should have a list you select your chosen fonts from and only they appear in the drop-down. Need more? Go to the font page and add more.

Also - who decided the 2007 version of pivot tables were better than the 'classic' version? They're not, and never will be.

 

[Librarian]

My missus puts salt and pepper on her food before tasting it and sometimes, she leans across and salts mine 'n all
WTF WOMAN?

 

[bizzaro]

People that don't understand football finance.

That makes me fume