Minor things that confuse you in daily life

[Groucho]

To compliment our other two excellent threads of fume/happy, what things cause you to wonder in day to day life.

What makes you say “go figure”?

My phone battery percentage has just gone up even though it’s not plugged in.

 

[canuckblue]

Why kopites are allowed to procreate.

 

[summerisle]

People confusingly saying that you can score a bad hat-trick.

 

[Frang]

shoelaces

 

[LEONARD]

Remote controls, mobile phones, and nothing now has a simple on-off button that is easily identifiable.

 

[Frang]

@chicoazul

 

[Frang]

the tory party

 

[malfosse]

Most things PC (not political correctness) related.

 

[tommytowne]

The need for someone on local radio to tell you where all the traffic queues are at peak periods.
We already know.

 

[Eggs]

...the hoover and ironing boards. That’s my excuse anyway.

 

[roydo]

Why people who own dogs carry them to open the door.

Why people with a working doorbell and a dog never go out.

Why people look confused when I ask them their name or house number.

Why people giggle when they sign said name on a scanner thing.

And how any parcels actually get delivered, ever.

 

[BNJ1878]

Excel
Fellas thinking skinny jeans look good
The Government thinking a Brexit referendum was a great idea
Cricket "draws"

 

[efcjames]

What people like about modern rap

 

[Cellardweller]

DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT OF THE USA

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT OF THE USA

I don't think that's a minor thing really mate.