CrustySack
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Gen X's rule. We gave you Google and Facebook ffs. What more do you want? 
Duncan? DUNCAN??! ARE YOU OK?
Earning a decent salary but having to share a house with total strangers. Cheers boomers.
But why are there zero hour contracts Friend? Because the generation before us overwhelmingly voted Tory so they could greedily hold on to what they had been given.I like the way Millennials have voted for "sound" in the poll. It's always got to be about them hasn't it? Zero hour contracts are the least you deserve you celebrity idolising instagramming dolts.
Because you so lazy.But why are there zero hour contracts Friend? Because the generation before us overwhelmingly voted Tory so they could greedily hold on to what they had been given.

I have worked hard since the day I left college Friend, my parents taught me well, life isn't easy.Because you so lazy.
Tattoo all about your struggle on your arm and instagram it at every opportunity you pampered waster.I have worked hard since the day I left college Friend, my parents taught me well, life isn't easy.
Tattoo all about your struggle on your arm and instagram it at every opportunity you pampered waster.
Let me put through my millennial translator:
all ovr insta fam u totes plush tramp :/"I've never struggled.Tattoo all about your struggle on your arm and instagram it at every opportunity you pampered waster.
Is that the one where I got ambushed by about ten of you? It was horrid. I still wake up sweating over it.This is gonna go the way of the Tinder thread again.
Is that the one where I got ambushed by about ten of you? It was horrid. I still wake up sweating over it.
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