2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

[WelshBlue92]

Cometh the hour, its time to play this man up front with our striker issues

 

[Yarrgh]

Hopefully someone comes in for him and takes him off our hands for the remainder of his contract. Nothing against him, but a penny saved is a penny earned towards a new player and I just don't see him playing for us again*.

*Cue: 12 game playing streak and him to become player of the season based on it.

 

[Clarky cat]

Could be a masterstroke letting this fella leave for free/on loan to Wolves, Ipswich or Leicester if they are desperate.

 

[NathDogg]

Could be a masterstroke letting this fella leave for free/on loan to Wolves, Ipswich or Leicester if they are desperate.

More likely get a new contract knowing us.

 

[billyblue80]

Sell

 

[chippy1722]

He’s the best striker at the club who is currently fit.

 

[Lapeno77]

Could be a masterstroke letting this fella leave for free/on loan to Wolves, Ipswich or Leicester if they are desperate.

Until he scores a hat trick of 40 yard screamers when we play said opponents

 

[Goat]

Can't wait for him to leave so people stop saying stuck him up top.

 

[pink toffees]

His days are numbered. He wont be a favourite under Moyes. Good Pro and nice guy TBF but he causes panic in the defence IMO. I would not feel safe with him in the back 4 if we winning 3-0 going into injury time.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Confirmed then that yet another £30 million player walks for free at the end of his contract.

 

[Titus Shambles]

Until he scores a hat trick of 40 yard screamers when we play said opponents

They don't call him Michael Van Basten for nothin!

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Still reckon he'll be sold for even £1m.

 

[heatmeiser]

Can't wait for him to leave so people stop saying stuck him up top.

"Play him up front lol!" is definitely the new "Garlic bread?"

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Can't wait for him to leave so people stop saying stuck him up top.

"And the lineup for Eve- what is this? Keggers Bartholomew Blammo Keane up top? I'm also getting word that Dominic Calvert Lewin has arrived at Kentucky Fried FC for a medical"

 

[Osamabindiesel]

"Play him up front lol!" is definitely the new "Garlic bread?"

Time to psychoanalyze the striker drills next practice. I heard Keane was taking extra shots in the last one.