2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

[Titus Shambles]

He’s the best striker at the club who is currently fit.

Delete the last 4 words and it's still probably true by a country mile.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

"Play him up front lol!" is definitely the new "Garlic bread?"

Don't you dare.

I love garlic bread.

 

[Titus Shambles]

Don't you dare.

I love garlic bread.

 

[anton66]

Confirmed then that yet another £30 million player walks for free at the end of his contract.

Probably £70 million in today’s money.

 

[Bryan+]

Confirmed then that yet another £30 million player walks for free at the end of his contract.

Confirmed where mert

 

[GoldenToffee]

Confirmed where mert

By the fact that no son bish has come in and take him off us.

 

[davek]

So, stand in striker it is then.

 

[W84 Dum Freeze]

So, stand in striker it is then.

DoF memo,
"Imagine it's 1977 Goodison, you've got one substitute allowed and you have to throw Mick Lyons up top...."

 

[Hogwild]

our second striker to wear #5?

 

[MACCA75]

Tbf if it’s the last minute, and the ball comes to a player 10 yards out from goal:

Beto, Keane or DCL

One hits a tame shot straight at the keeper, one lashes it into the stand off his shin, and one slots it calmly into the corner.

And we all know which is which.

 

[pfim]

Tbf if it’s the last minute, and the ball comes to a player 10 yards out from goal:

Beto, Keane or DCL

One hits a tame shot straight at the keeper, one lashes it into the stand off his shin, and one slots it calmly into the corner.

And we all know which is which.

He issue with Keane is getting the ball to 10 yards out.

 

[MACCA75]

He issue with Keane is getting the ball to 10 yards out.

Imagine Mykolenko has whipped in an indefensible ball after great play from Jack Harrison.

 

[Clarky cat]

Imagine Mykolenko has whipped in an indefensible ball after great play from Jack Harrison.

Without having to imagine, I see this from Mykolenko most weeks to be fair mate.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Tbf if it’s the last minute, and the ball comes to a player 10 yards out from goal:

Beto, Keane or DCL

One hits a tame shot straight at the keeper, one lashes it into the stand off his shin, and one slots it calmly into the corner.

And we all know which is which.

The problem for Keane is that it applies to our own net as much as the opposition when he plays.

 

[pfim]

Imagine Mykolenko has whipped in an indefensible ball after great play from Jack Harrison.

Takes acid

.....

I see it now.