Confirmed Signing Michael Keane Signs

[Baines' left foot]

Eh lads I've got a boss and dead original chant for Keane that I'd like to run by you.

*clears throat*

KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO

What do we think lads? Best fans in the league.

 

[Goat]

Eh lads I've got a boss and dead original chant for Keane that I'd like to run by you.

*clears throat*

KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO

What do we think lads? Best fans in the league.

Crap that.

How about.

Keano, theres only 1 Keano.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Looked very comfortable as you would probably expect against the opposition, hopefully he will make our defence as hard to beat as what Burnley did last season when playing at home.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Crap that.

How about.

Keano, theres only 1 Keano.

Okay, we can use that chant for Pickford then.

*ahem*

PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO!!!!

 

[Goat]

Okay, we can use that chant for Pickford then.

*ahem*

PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO, PICKO!!!!

DUH

We cant use the O chant, we already have SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO.

 

[Baines' left foot]

DUH

We cant use the O chant, we already have SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO, SANDRO.

First come, first served.

 

[Eggs]

....the paparazzi on the young fella's case, taking a picture of the lad with a lady;

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...on-s-Michael-Keane-dinner-beauty-blogger.html

 

[Roztitute]

Crap that.

How about.

Keano, theres only 1 Keano.

Shabite.

Stand up, if you love Keano. Stand up...

 

[Titus Bramble]

Shabite.

Stand up, if you love Keano. Stand up...

*watches abar 10 people reluctantly stand up

 

[maccavennie]

Shabite.

Stand up, if you love Keano. Stand up...

Love songs like this, I always think of teams like Lincoln and 18 of their hard-core fans on the back row screaming proudly "stand up if you love Lincoln".

I remember when we played them in the league cup and they were singing for an age la la Lincolnshire la la Lincolnshire

 

[Roztitute]

*watches abar 10 people reluctantly stand up

10?! That is certainly pushing it.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

"My name is Michael Keane..."

 

[Roztitute]

Love songs like this, I always think of teams like Lincoln and 18 of their hard-core fans on the back row screaming proudly "stand up if you love Lincoln".

I remember when we played them in the league cup and they were singing for an age la la Lincolnshire la la Lincolnshire

It's a cracker isn't it. The best is when someone will start a song like that, then starts spitting venom at the lads around them for not standing and joining in cos they're not proper fans.

 

[maccavennie]

It's a cracker isn't it. The best is when someone will start a song like that, then starts spitting venom at the lads around them for not standing and joining in cos they're not proper fans.

I love it at the match when just a random bladdered fella starts singing Everton and gets through about 6 of em before stopping as no one has joined in.

Lucky to get to 5 Evertons in the Park End even when we've scored lol

 

[Zatara]

Imagine him, Pickford and another centre half for the next 5 years...

Whose his perfect partner though...