Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

Those blokes must have got sick of hearing "Have you got crabs?" at least 100 times every night
Ha ha. I know yeah.

There was one lad who I used to play amateur football with. who was, how can I put it politely, exceedingly well endowed. And I do mean exceedingly. So much so that he stopped getting showered after matches and training because of the ribbing he took. He only goes and gets a job selling seafood, going around with "super cockle" written all over his back. , You couldn't make it up lol
 
Ok. I always assumed Super Cockle was a northern brand. Do your guys operate under that name or are they just local independent guys?
Oh its not a brand as such, I was merely talking about those guys who still go about the place selling fish/meat door to door and how scarce it is these days, but we do still have a few down here. We get it with plants/flowers also as there are loads of nurseries around here and at the end of season some of the smaller ones just go door to door to sell off their last few plants.
 
Had 2 emails from my electricity provider today (we don't have gas in the village). One expected, the other a surprise. The first telling me that my account has been credited with £66, the first of the grant payments we'll be receiving over the next 6 months. The second telling me that they are reducing my direct debit payments by £80 a month, despite the recent rise in electricity pricing. I guess I must have built up more than enough credit over the summer, but I can't help thinking they may have got their workings a bit wrong. I'll keep an eye on it. I do have a healthy balance in there at the moment but my usage is going to double over the winter.
 
Had 2 emails from my electricity provider today (we don't have gas in the village). One expected, the other a surprise. The first telling me that my account has been credited with £66, the first of the grant payments we'll be receiving over the next 6 months. The second telling me that they are reducing my direct debit payments by £80 a month, despite the recent rise in electricity pricing. I guess I must have built up more than enough credit over the summer, but I can't help thinking they may have got their workings a bit wrong. I'll keep an eye on it. I do have a healthy balance in there at the moment but my usage is going to double over the winter.

I cant get my head around it mate.

In other news I joined your "not want to be in" 12 months today club, er, today. Talk about the varying emotions, which I know you will understand.

Forza Nikki. I will never forget you, nor ever stop loving you.
 
I cant get my head around it mate.

In other news I joined your "not want to be in" 12 months today club, er, today. Talk about the varying emotions, which I know you will understand.

Forza Nikki. I will never forget you, nor ever stop loving you.
How are you holding up mate. I dealt with it by being in company. Stopped me brooding too much. But yeah, mixed emotions as you say. Not sure about you but I couldn't believe just how quickly 12 months passed.
 

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