Matty's Question Thread

[matty1878]

@matty1878

Is the opposite of an Assassin a Dickdickout?

no

 

[Swartzy]

Why is it so rare to have a single sneeze ?


Not that I'm complaining..

 

[Tommy Chong]

So @matty1878, according to @TGW89:

What’s up with this, mate?!?

 

[matty1878]

So @matty1878, according to @TGW89:
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What’s up with this, mate?!?

he’s got me

 

[Jamiednm]

A Gardner who’s wearing contact lenses and is able to see all the weeds and work that needs doing in his garden, he can see it all crystal clear.

Whereas on the other hand, you’ve got an auld fella who is also working in the garden, but doesn’t have contact lenses, so he can’t see these details.

So essentially, who is in the better position?

 

[NeilMorepies]

A Gardner who’s wearing contact lenses and is able to see all the weeds and work that needs doing in his garden, he can see it all crystal clear.

Whereas on the other hand, you’ve got an auld fella who is also working in the garden, but doesn’t have contact lenses, so he can’t see these details.

So essentially, who is in the better position?

Names or it never happened…

 

[NeilMorepies]

Hi @matty1878
@Bryan+ would like to know why you haven’t answered any of the questions in his Zat questions thread.

‘The ask Zat for a stat thread'
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/the-ask-zat-for-a-stat-thread.122593/

 

[Bryan+]

Wake up @matty1878

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

How do nudists clean their glasses?

 

[NeilMorepies]

How do you write
1, 1000, 51, 6, 500
in Roman numerals @matty1878 lad?

 

[matty1878]

How do you write
1, 1000, 51, 6, 500
in Roman numerals @matty1878 lad?

¥^m,1
¥^m,1000
¥^m,51
¥^m,6
¥^m,500

 

[Bryan+]

@matty1878

Shall I adopt two dogs?

 

[matty1878]

@matty1878

Shall I adopt two dogs?

yes

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

Matty, I’m kind of getting tired of the same ol’ for dinner. Any suggestions for something different?

 

[RomanReigns]

How long before Ange is at the wheel again?

Should he have his driving licence suspended?