Matty's Question Thread

[summerisle]

When did footballers start calling the manager 'Gaffer' ?

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Matty whats your go to hangover cure?

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Is your real name Marty?

Not being funny here Marty but are we that desperate for a young lad with two league goals?

I think we can manage another week or two before we panic and lob 80 million at them

 

[NeilMorepies]

@matty1878
Why does Buzz Lightyear freeze up when a human walks in the room like the others, if he doesn’t think he’s a toy?

 

[JohnRoss23]

Matty, do you have a fresh pair of bed sheets for the upcoming season or are they stained?

Thanks, ill take your question off of the air.

 

[matty1878]

@matty1878
Why does Buzz Lightyear freeze up when a human walks in the room like the others, if he doesn’t think he’s a toy?

he’s playing statues

 

[matty1878]

Matty, do you have a fresh pair of bed sheets for the upcoming season or are they stained?

Thanks, ill take your question off of the air.

they’ve all been lashed mate

 

[JohnRoss23]

they’ve all been lashed mate

Cheers, Matty. Excited for another season on this board with you and everyone. Hope the summer has treated you well.

 

[matty1878]

Cheers, Matty. Excited for another season on this board with you and everyone. Hope the summer has treated you well.

be excited for us mate the futures about get better

 

[NeilMorepies]

When did footballers start calling the manager 'Gaffer' ?

It was after WWII when we could get regular fruit shipments from far off places again.

The manager would oversee the distribution and cut oranges at half time, hence he gets called “the Gaffer”

 

[NeilMorepies]

Since the Matrix was made reality has been changing to remove all the landlines. Was this done deliberately to cut off our only means of escape?

 

[Joey66]

Matty whats your go to hangover cure?

Or do you have two birthdays like me

 

[Pootsy]

On average, how many wipes does it take to clean the stink-ring before your paper usage is considered bad for the climate?

Please consider your answer to be a median number between none (when a ghost poo occurs) and that poo you rub and rub at but its like you're wiping a crayon.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Hi @matty1878

Just wondering if you have any idea when the next series of Jim’ll Fix It will be aired?

It’s top entertainment from the BBC, and always gets our family around the TV on a Saturday Teatime.That Mr Saville is a cheeky wag alright.

 

[magicjuan]

When did footballers start calling the manager 'Gaffer' ?

Tale of the tape