Match Thread: Nyon vs Everton - Friday 14th July - 5pm GMT / 6pm Local

[Yarrgh]

I bet Dyche doesn't use sun tan lotion when he goes on holiday to Blackpool. Straight onto the beach, burgundy tight trunks on and screams at the sun "I'm ready to do the haaard yaaards and the graaaft, so burn me like an unsmoked rasher of bacon Sun"

I bet his cologne is bacon grease, the magnificent beast.

 

[Lee Smith]

Its on ESPN2 Caribbean for some strange reason.

We are absolutely 'kin MASSIVE in Montserrat mate

 

[maccavennie]

I bet his cologne is bacon grease, the magnificent beast.

I reckon if he had his own aftershave simply called "Dyche", it would sell by the bucket load.

"I'm sensing a hint of bacon grease, chicken byriani and at the back of the throat a real Sunday Roast turd that won't flush mixed with bleach"

 

[Amokachi1995]

I don’t think EFCs finance team realises that 100k * £1 is more than 57 * £9

Just really bad economic modelling. Legitimately I could do a better job.

Done on purpose. The live feed crashes if viewed by more than 60 people at one time.

 

[Yarrgh]

Overspray everywhere as he tried to dabble in some foreign food and had a croissant straight after his full English. Pebbled the cubicle but he's not arsed in the slightest and just for a second he thinks about using his finger to smear "Dychey woz ere" on the cubicle wall with his pebbledash but decides against it.

I used to go to a restaurant in Switzerland with my dad (long story) that we nicknamed the Swiss Sausage Shop. It was a really nice long thick sausage but the next day without fail it would magically reappear unbroken.

I bet our Sean could put away several of them sausages at dinner.

 

[Yarrgh]

I reckon if he had his own aftershave simply called "Dyche", it would sell by the bucket load.

"I'm sensing a hint of bacon grease, chicken byriani and at the back of the throat a real Sunday Roast turd that won't flush mixed with bleach"

Actually sold in buckets. Marketing dream.

 

[Dharma]

Any alternatives to the official Everton site to watch this? don't suppose its being broadcast anywhere else?

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vg+ sport

For all our IPTV users.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

canal 11 portugal
vg+ sport

For all our IPTV users.

Optus Sports as well...

 

[andy4efc]

Blues everywhere. Great following. Just arrived at the ‘ground/complex’

All friendly bloooos everywhere.

 

[The binman chronicles]

What's the chances of the offical stream working faultlessly from the start? I'm giving it 0.01%

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Blues everywhere. Great following. Just arrived at the ‘ground/complex’

All friendly bloooos everywhere.

Team News?

Or is he just playing everybody?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Blues everywhere. Great following. Just arrived at the ‘ground/complex’

All friendly bloooos everywhere.

Just wanted to let you know you've added an "l" to boooos mate.

 

[maccavennie]

Blues everywhere. Great following. Just arrived at the ‘ground/complex’

All friendly bloooos everywhere.

Enjoy mate, hope you see a decent run out and a few goals for the Blues.

 

[Furey1878]

Blues gathering. Temperatures to hit 29/30 degrees today!!!

Can’t add photos due to filesize but it’s an absolutely beautiful place

Defo share them in some form on here if you get a chance though mate

 

[Johnnytotal]

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