Match Thread: Nyon vs Everton - Friday 14th July - 5pm GMT / 6pm Local

[Jimishorts]

Thor Dyche

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

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The Boss

You can just tell he’s considering asking Keane to grab hold of one of those big metal flag poles under the guise of a team-building exercise.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Any alternatives to the official Everton site to watch this? don't suppose its being broadcast anywhere else?

 

[Goat]

Any alternatives to the official Everton site to watch this? don't suppose its being broadcast anywhere else?

Its on ESPN2 Caribbean for some strange reason.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Free to watch for season ticket holders and club members

 

[Paul Rideout]

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now can you photoshop him riding a unicorn on his way to battle pls.

 

[Yarrgh]

5pm kick off? Great news, im taking my Grandson swimming and I will miss the whole thing.

Treasure those moments. In 35 years time he might sign for Everton.

 

[Goat]

Treasure those moments. In 35 years time he might sign for Everton.

Just spent 85 quid on tickets for the Sporting game and im utterly livid.

But it will be his first game, so worth every penny!

 

[Yarrgh]

Thor Dyche

Rub lotion on it if you're thor thean.

 

[maccavennie]

Rub lotion on it if you're thor thean.

I bet Dyche doesn't use sun tan lotion when he goes on holiday to Blackpool. Straight onto the beach, burgundy tight trunks on and screams at the sun "I'm ready to do the haaard yaaards and the graaaft, so burn me like an unsmoked rasher of bacon Sun"

 

[maccavennie]

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I reckon he'd be made up with this Jimi. Would want a big canvas of it in his living room like Brenda Rodgers had one of himself hanging over his front door when he joined the rs the massive bellend

 

[Yarrgh]

Full English brekkie, massive turd brewing, get through the morning session first even if it is lightening and then go and drop a massive one in the hotel lobby bogs for a laugh.

Let's see if that world famous Swiss plumbing holds up under that onslaught.

 

[maccavennie]

Let's see if that world famous Swiss plumbing holds up under that onslaught.

Overspray everywhere as he tried to dabble in some foreign food and had a croissant straight after his full English. Pebbled the cubicle but he's not arsed in the slightest and just for a second he thinks about using his finger to smear "Dychey woz ere" on the cubicle wall with his pebbledash but decides against it.

 

[lancs blue]

Is it true they've taken geriatric nurses to switzerland

 

[Paul Rideout]

Is it true they've taken geriatric nurses to switzerland

Plot twist - we’ve taken a bunch of £5k to pay for some Dignitas