Match Thread: Nyon vs Everton - Friday 14th July - 5pm GMT / 6pm Local

[polish]

The Boss

 

[maccavennie]

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Thor Dyche

 

[Shibbywiggles]

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The epitome of NEA

 

[GN!]

Le Grand Match !

Don't see cash bars much these days

 

[dutchblue54]

Prediction: Nyon 4-2 Everton - as follows:

2' - Branthwaite OG (1-0 Nyon)
11' - Swiss guy (2-0 Nyon)
18' - Another swiss guy (3-0 Nyon)
18' - Dyche out thread goes nuclear
23' - DCL stretchered off and replaced by Cannon
46' - "Commence operation Goodison exercise"
48' - McNeil pulls one back (3-1 Nyon)
52' - "Anyone else got a blag feed handy? CBA paying the 6.99 to watch it on the official channel"
65' - Cannon makes it 3-2 with a simple tap in after a corner deflects his way.
65' - "That Cannon is defo worth at least 40m. Proper blue him."
76' - Cannon limps off gingerly to be replaced by Trialist A
87' - "That fella wearing number 18 is skinning Iwobi at will. Should have got him instead of Young"
90+2' "Apparently Paul Scharner hasn't scored since 2011, and doesn't even play for Nyon"
90+3' - Paul Scharner smashes one in for 4-2.
FT - GOT implodes like the face melting guy from Indiana Jones

Pre-season Ev in a nutshell

very good this. I just miss the Michael Keane hits the woodwork on 89' after been pushed in a striking role as Dyche tries a final attempt to get back on level terms

 

[Cool_Blue]

Don't see cash bars much these days

We’re off to Chester races tomorrow and the missus tells me it’s cashless everywhere, except all the bookies obviously

 

[maccavennie]

The epitome of NEA

Full English brekkie, massive turd brewing, get through the morning session first even if it is lightening and then go and drop a massive one in the hotel lobby bogs for a laugh.

 

[chrismpw]

Prediction: Nyon 4-2 Everton - as follows:

2' - Branthwaite OG (1-0 Nyon)
11' - Swiss guy (2-0 Nyon)
18' - Another swiss guy (3-0 Nyon)
18' - Dyche out thread goes nuclear
23' - DCL stretchered off and replaced by Cannon
46' - "Commence operation Goodison exercise"
48' - McNeil pulls one back (3-1 Nyon)
52' - "Anyone else got a blag feed handy? CBA paying the 6.99 to watch it on the official channel"
65' - Cannon makes it 3-2 with a simple tap in after a corner deflects his way.
65' - "That Cannon is defo worth at least 40m. Proper blue him."
76' - Cannon limps off gingerly to be replaced by Trialist A
87' - "That fella wearing number 18 is skinning Iwobi at will. Should have got him instead of Young"
90+2' "Apparently Paul Scharner hasn't scored since 2011, and doesn't even play for Nyon"
90+3' - Paul Scharner smashes one in for 4-2.
FT - GOT implodes like the face melting guy from Indiana Jones

Pre-season Ev in a nutshell

Mmmmm the Everton is strong in this one.

*best said in a Yoda voice

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Full English brekkie, massive turd brewing, get through the morning session first even if it is lightening and then go and drop a massive one in the hotel lobby bogs for a laugh.

MY manager

 

[Furey1878]

Was tempted to book on the coach for this, I asked my Dad if he fancied it but like most normal human beings he would prefer to slowly drag a rake against his face than go on 30 hour coach round trip to watch Everton play some farmers in the mountains

 

[Furey1878]

Anyways, time to break the 22-0 record tonight. Though the big man will be happy with 1-0 I'm sure.

 

[Toffeepot]

I am lucky enough to be travelling over with my dad to witness the start of what is assuming to be another poor campaign.

A cool place to go though at the Alps and be fascinating to see UEFA's home base.

Match SHOULD be a foregone conclusion, plucky 1-0 win for Nyon.

Enjoy your trip
Looks a beautiful place alright
Hopefully Everton don't Everton it up for you

 

[andy4efc]

Blues gathering. Temperatures to hit 29/30 degrees today!!!

Can’t add photos due to filesize but it’s an absolutely beautiful place

 

[chippy1722]

£9 per match this season to view, crikey

Gotta pay for our free transfers somehow.

 

[Paul Rideout]

£9 per match this season to view, crikey

I don’t think EFCs finance team realises that 100k * £1 is more than 57 * £9

Just really bad economic modelling. Legitimately I could do a better job.