dave abrahams
Player Valuation: £8m
P.s. Sagey, I bet we are both laughing now, VILLA 2 them 1
Likewise if kev slotted the pen and howard didnt gift lecesiter them 2 goals and coleman didnt try and swat the ball away at swansea. we'd be in the top 8.
Point is hypotheticals are useless, particularly regarding the pastFair enough Sagey, but if Howard hadn't have made all them mistakes throughout the season, if a lot of the players
had moved their lazy a----s, if Martinez hadn't have cocked so many matches up we would have been in the champions
league next season, if if if if if.
Just wait till Benteke's second goes in today, they'll be repossessing Kev's house
Dangerous night tonight, there'll be paving slabs getting lobbed and kopites falling from tall buildingsI just hope that there aren't any loose paving slabs around Kev tonight.
I love how much he loves it. Proper endearing .gif
At least we're not Liverpool.

klopp will go to a bigger club than them, they used to be one of the biggest clubs in the world now only 3rd in the north west, never mind anywere elseKlopp will be off to Liverpool next season when Rodgers is sacked.
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