deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I would not be a big advocate for Arteta to manage our lion hearts. Yes, I think he’d be better than getting in the bloke who played Snapper Foster in The Young and the Restless (I think he was in Knight Rider as well), but that favourable comparison is something akin to being damned with faint praise.
Anyway, it’s all rather moot imo. Marco will remain in situ for at least until Blue Chrimbo. However, I do think instituting some change in ‘the culture’ at Everton is imperative: limiting Luvvy Bill’s interaction with the lion hearts would be my #1 implementation...seeing him in tears all the time, and being told how much they’re loved, just makes our bravehearts more effeminate.
Secondly, ban all soy products from the FF cafe.
And lastly, cubicle bogs are for #2s only. The ‘pansification’ (ie turning into pansies) of our stout-hearts must be dislocated before some of the lads insist on wearing dresses at training.
Three small suggestions...but I think I speak for many here on GOT in proposing their implementation as soon as possible.
PS I am steering away from the issue of men wearing feminine undergarments...but hopefully having to use the urinal will tangentially address this issue . Nobody likes people pointing and laughing at their feminine undergarments.
Anyway, it’s all rather moot imo. Marco will remain in situ for at least until Blue Chrimbo. However, I do think instituting some change in ‘the culture’ at Everton is imperative: limiting Luvvy Bill’s interaction with the lion hearts would be my #1 implementation...seeing him in tears all the time, and being told how much they’re loved, just makes our bravehearts more effeminate.
Secondly, ban all soy products from the FF cafe.
And lastly, cubicle bogs are for #2s only. The ‘pansification’ (ie turning into pansies) of our stout-hearts must be dislocated before some of the lads insist on wearing dresses at training.
Three small suggestions...but I think I speak for many here on GOT in proposing their implementation as soon as possible.
PS I am steering away from the issue of men wearing feminine undergarments...but hopefully having to use the urinal will tangentially address this issue . Nobody likes people pointing and laughing at their feminine undergarments.
