What about Segundo?
Segundo isn't sex on legs, he's just legs.
What about Segundo?
Hes a sexy boy, if we did sign him, we would have possibly the sexiest midfield in the world, Arteta and The Mout, with Cahill. It cries willy wetlegs for the girls.
Im fairly sure Mr Toccy was only joking with me. And if he wasnt, its all good in the hood, i still loves him.
thats all well and good but people that dont know of your 'special relationship' would see that as him being a T**t- it puts people off.
What about Segundo?

That's what I was aiming for to be honest, a bit of fun.
If it's breaking the rules then do your thing my friend, you are a moderator.
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