Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
I can't believe they left Yakubu waiting in reception for so long!
Disgraceful.
Disgraceful.
I can't believe they left Yakubu waiting in reception for so long!
Disgraceful.
Yes I thought that. Sh1thouse trick. I would have thought he would have waited in the cafe. I bet hes huge now!!!!!!
Nice read anyway Browns.
Why would you say that?
Cos he seems like somebody that would struggle with his weight. Strange thing the human body, it adapts. Hes used to training every day, then he can barely walk. I can imagine hes put on some weight.
He's all muscle and he hasn't put on weight at all so keep your mouth shut, mate.
I called the Yak fat, get over it mate. I still love him and miss him and im glad to hear hes kept himself trim. Mate.
Hes a sexy boy, if we did sign him, we would have possibly the sexiest midfield in the world, Arteta and The Mout, with Cahill. It cries willy wetlegs for the girls.

He's all muscle and he hasn't put on weight at all so keep your mouth shut, mate.
Nice.
FYI - Arteta is very handsome but not sexy, Cahill is not handsome but sexy, Mout will be neither handsome nor sexy until he's waring Royal Blue - then he may be both.
Nuno is handsome and sexy
Jags is sex on legs
Jack Rodwell will be very tasty in a few years time.
Whats the point in reacting like that- in jest or not you look like an idiot. I bet the Yak has put on a few pounds, I agree hes quite a large guy anyway so not being able to train will probably mean weight increase.
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