Match Thread Man United 4-0 Everton - Sunday 1st December - 13.30

[Vintage]

This game is crying out for *checks notes* Jack Harrison.

Could we not just put on our 2 keepers and have 3 keepers in goal. Try help our goal difference like since not in a million years will we score

 

[eurosrees]

50-1 if anyone fancies a 3-3 draw

I wouldn’t waste a pound on this bet if it was a trillion to one.

 

[Marc bolan]

What do Everton give us year in year out rinse & repeat
Nothing to look forward to taking the shine of the new ground

 

[Victus]

Crimbo present this year will be him gone.

 

[matty1878]

There will be a lot of hype about United being back after this game….. they will get abused by Arsenal.

who’s assed?

 

[Runub]

If Dyche had a brain he would take off our important players and save them for Wolves. This game is gone. Any injuries or suspensions would be a disaster

 

[Jamiednm]

Everton are going to ruin my Christmas aren’t they.

Ignore them mate, take command of the situation.

 

[Titus Shambles]

This game is crying out for *checks notes* Jack Harrison Daniels. Lots and lots of Jack Daniels.

Fixed it for ya

 

[GoldenToffee]

At least we'll have the best ground in the Championship.

 

[matty1878]

Crimbo present this year will be him gone.

all
of ours - but WE CANT WAIT TILL THE 25th

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Well played there Beto

 

[daza_1973]

Everton are going to ruin my Christmas AGAIN aren’t they.

*fixed

 

[toffeemeister77]

Is this going to be our 5th game in a row without scoring?

 

[riddick]

We’re not trying to score though. We don’t care about any of that. The only point is to not concede, which we just did anyway.

Yeah, that's the part that genuinely makes me so confused about why Dyche is here. He's a keep it tight and pick one but then they get scored against he's STILL that same mentality. Like, you have to actually TRY to score goals. You're not going 38 games at 0-0 which would actually probably be Dyche's favorite season ever.

 

[Mersey blue]

Mans singing “feed the scousers”

God I hate them.