Made up stats that sound impressive (but aren't) and could be real

[Big Fat Sam]

Everton will 100% move to a state-of-the-art stadium with a 61,878 capacity on the Liverpool Waterfront and deffo not end up 'renovating' Goodison Park.

 

[billy bluestar]

James Beattie wore a padded bra for 98% of everton games. The other 2% were bitch tits.

 

[Fletch]

Everton are unbeaten at home since 1st January

 

[Fletch]

Found this stats website, I love detail like this, makes interesting reading, look at league position after 27 games over last 20 years

http://goalometer.com/seasons/2018/Everton.php