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4-2-3-1 formation away from home with two defensive-minded midfielders nets us the points 13% of the time.
lol it's actually more like 4%
lol it's actually more like 4%
Made up stats that sound impressive (but aren't) and could be real
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79% of Dominic Calvin-Lewin's shots reach a top speed of 15mph
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Big Fat Sam
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The golf driving range in Liverpool has seen it's profits drop by 33% since Ronald Koeman was relieved of his duties as Everton manager.
Meanwhile sales of Bentos pies have rocketed 52% since Samuel Allardyce was hired as gaffer.
Meanwhile sales of Bentos pies have rocketed 52% since Samuel Allardyce was hired as gaffer.
We've never won at Watford when the kick off has been 5.30pm on a Saturday in February, with the players running out to z cars, and the live cameras have been there.
The total distance of Ashely Williams clearances so far this season would circle the earth. Twice.
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Big Fat Sam
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My favourite one so far
SpongeBob brown shoes
Player Valuation: £40m
Cucu Martina is the first footballer to play with a prosthetic left foot
billy bluestar
Player Valuation: £950k
On his right foot.
anton66
Player Valuation: £50m
The other .5% is when they are flying and off the radar.
The average Lukaku attempt to control a ball takes approximately 156 days to do a full orbit of the earth
Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
Farhad Moshiri has put the most money into Everton since John Moores.
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Big Fat Sam
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Everton FC has had the highest number of billionaires ready and willing to put their hands in their pockets to invest in the Club over the past 20 years, just Williams Kenwright decided 100% of them were "not the right person" for Everton FC.
..Oumar Niasse is keepy-ups Champion of USM FF.
..Gerard Deulofeu holds the ‘beeps’ performance record at Everton.
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