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[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Single guy would be good, losers not welcome! Had enough of them in the past!

Just need someone to take me to the footie and buy me chips at half time!

i'd like to take a moment to welcome the latest Reidette onboard, ignore these buffoons jo, with their lewd and suggestive comments.

So, when do i get my payment in kind for letting you into my club.

membership level bronze....... a really tonguey snog
membership level silver ........ over the trouser rub(maybe in pocket)
membership level gold ......... breathe through your ears girl

membership level royal blue ...... we'll be needing a ciggy for after that one.

btw, you cant actually get chips in Goodison

 

[bluebastardo]

Another Welsh pm on it's way Goat.

 

[welshgirljo]

I'm sure I saw chips last time! I've never actually had anything to eat inside goodison

 

[bluebastardo]

Goat pm on it's way Jo

 

[best little spaniard]

So are you buying me a drink??

This is unusual

 

[welshgirljo]

So are you buying me a drink??

This is unusual

Yeah I'll buy you a pint of the classic Chang

 

[bluebastardo]

I'm sure I saw chips last time! I've never actually had anything to eat inside goodison

I called into a chippy outside Anfield a few weeks ago, that was a bit of a mix, i.e kebab / chips / stuff on toast etc.

I asked for sausage and egg on toast.
She said I'm sorry, but we're too busy to do eggs.

I looked round, and realised I was the only person in the shop. Huh?

Doh.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I'm sure I saw chips last time! I've never actually had anything to eat inside goodison

if you were to pick your chips, what type would you go for ?

• chippy
• skinny mcd type
• continental fries cooked from frozen

condiments as well, drenched in vinegar ? ketchup ? mayo (cringes) ?

 

[best little spaniard]

Yeah I'll buy you a pint of the classic Chang

I'm not sure I want to know you now.

At least get us something decent

 

[welshgirljo]

Chippy chips i reckon. Bit of salt and vinegar

 

[welshgirljo]

I'll buy whatever you fancy!

I'm not sure I want to know you now.

At least get us something decent

 

[best little spaniard]

I'll buy whatever you fancy!

I'll have a bit of you then.

oops

 

[welshgirljo]

and what would you do with me???

 

[best little spaniard]

and what would you do with me???

What wouldn't I do with you?


*ducks

 

[bluebastardo]

What wouldn't I do with you?


*ducks

Lol man.
When we get to the bottom of this, some of you will be in the GOT hall of fame.