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To appease you all, basically what happened was I checked my watch to see how long I had left of work, I only had two hours to go, the time had flown by! But what do you know, I'd only forgotten to put my watch back and I actually had three hours left. How about that, would you believe it.

That's horrendous mate, sorry to hear.
 
Hang on, there's been a whole thread about a (possibly) attractive Welsh lass and no one invited me???

pah
 
But I failed in my attempt to find a single man who will buy me chips at half time!

You've got to try much harder with these big butch lads.
They're used to girls throwing themselves at them, so your lines need to be much more sophisticated and outstanding in order to captivate their imagination.
 
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