Brownie
Player Valuation: £70m
hmmm...no
Thanks mate.
hmmm...no
You've got to try much harder with these big butch lads.
They're used to girls throwing themselves at them, so your lines need to be much more sophisticated and outstanding in order to captivate their imagination.
Thanks mate.
Thanks mate.
But I failed in my attempt to find a single man who will buy me chips at half time!
anytime
So, Jo. How'd you like to talk to a real bloke??
He's sitting over there

Who's the lucky pm recipient?
You'll have Goat getting jealous.
Oops, I see it was Goat lol.
Excuse me??
How do you see?
Excuse me??
How do you see?
So OAP you lad.
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