Liverpool v Everton. 27th Sep at 12.45.

[zirc]

Please place your head firmly between your knees and brace for deep fume.

I've set mine firmly between my arse cheeks and won't be taking it out until Krasnodar.

 

[TomDixie]

They're going to bend us over and have their way with us.

I've accepted it. Already been out and bought the metaphorical lube.

 

[bluemangroup]

I've set mine firmly between my arse cheeks and won't be taking it out until Krasnodar.

I hadn't noticed the difference tbh xxxxxxx

 

[Durham Toffee]

Kopites 3 - 4 Everton

Naismith '92

 

[LinekersLegs]

Just waiting for the fornicating sloth gift

No point, it's the only thing a make sloth does quickly - over in 5 secs and that includes foreplay.

 

[Durham Toffee]

No point, it's the only thing a make sloth does quickly - over in 5 secs and that includes foreplay.

He's got stamina then?

 

[Fuleco]

WORDSMITH.

Well in Chico.

2-0 to us.

 

[kenada_blue]

Nervous already.

We haven't won there for fifteen years, haven't scored there for three years, haven't won ANY derby for Four years. Staggering. Sort it out please Everton. Just Win.

What horrible statistics they are.

 

[blue61]

Great preview under pressure. Hate to admit I have us losing 3-1 in the predictor league, hope I'm wrong.

 

[Khalekan]

You have surpassed yourself, Chico.

Shows the value of rotation.....leaving you out the Swansea preview in favour of ijjysmith has worked the oracle

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Love this. Cheered me up no end.

For all of the sneering it’s a bit futile because they went on a run that any team would be made up with. We all know how the end came and it was wonderful because of the sheer size of the piping down and evident crushing disappointment it caused. Hotels were booked out in Liverpool for weeks and weeks before their planned coronation. Coaches were getting met for home games with flares like some jarg scruffy Galatasaray. Dead ultra you, aren’t you lads? And in the media Liverpool were BACK. B a c motherf’ing K! Back! BT Sports were falling over themselves to do pre game documentaries on the history of the Kop and Evertonians everywhere braced themselves for a feat worse than the tories winning four successive stints in government.

Then Demba Ba was far too alert. Then Crystal Palace didn’t like going three down too much. And you know, the beautiful thing just happened.

 

[Durham Toffee]

 

[JAYTALITY]

A few broken Evertonians here. We have to be optimistic in dark times. We are walking through a storm of bad derby results but we have to hold our heads up high and walk through the storm and the rain with hope in our hearts, cause we'll never walk alone. We are..

EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON

 

[Big Fat Sam]

I'm gonna just try and get it over wish on Saturday. Wake up at late as possible before the game - probably around 13:30 - put the stream on, still in bed half asleep, hope it isn't painful, then head out to the Oktoberfest after it to either a) celebrate or, most likely, b) drink myself into a drunken stupor.

 

[Neiler]

It's so on, it's on!