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If you told me a year ago that Stephen Naismith would be one of - if not the key - player in the Merseyside Derby I would have laughed till I topped myself like that man who watched the Goonies a few years ago.
Never mind we're here. Let's get it over with. Allez

unless Brendo is playing mind games like the unbearable-newly-jogging-mid-crisis-count-on-his-thumbs wankstain would probably take great delight in doing as he shamelessly tries to blag them by impersonating popular kopite figures of the past. He's even sounding more Scottish by the day
Boss preview Chico, both pictures and words, especially liked the line above.t least we haven't spent more than the world has spent on eradicating the threat of Ebola, and I'm talking every outbreak of all time
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