Liverpool v Everton. 27th Sep at 12.45.

Who will win the derby

  • Not Everton

    Votes: 143 38.9%
  • Everton

    Votes: 146 39.7%
  • No one

    Votes: 79 21.5%

  • Total voters
    368
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This sounds horrible but we need to kick the living daylights of Sterling. He's going to rip us to shreds given half the chance, his pace will leave our centre-halfs for dust. Somebody needs to get stuck into him.
 
IF Martinez had any bottle he would play Alcaraz-Stones in the Derby. Distin is a 78 year old defender whose game relies solely on pace. His positional sense is awful, his technique is awful, his mentality is mid-level at best. Him and Jags are the greatest bottlers, treating the ball like a hot potato and making a 5 yard pass seem like a death sentence. Who can forget his FA Cup semifinal assist. Thanks for that. They are relics, and much too comfortable in their roles as keepers of the old guard, bet they sit in the changing room back-slapping each other and remembering the good old days when they were taking knives to gunfights and a 50-yard clearance was commendable not lamentable. They have zero ambition, not much more quality, and are not fit to lead this team.

Jagielka is a shocking captain, a lark-about schoolboy who when he's not telling us 'Yeah definitely' is smirking his way through Lukaku's belief we can be a top club. And the man behind them? Howard. Jesus christ, Howard. The Secretary of Defense. No wonder America is done as a superpower. Wouldn't trust him to catch the clap in a Kirkdale whorehouse. And he is another bottler. Twitching and hollering his way through to a game until he gets the chance to throw out his usual star-jump shapes, that is of course when he's not letting in his favourite near-post squirmers or standing rooted to the spot when a cross reaches the 6-yard box. Robles deserves a go. He couldn't be any worse. At least give him a CHANCE to do well, instead of the guarenteed screw-up that is Tourettes Tim. The three of them are pathetic and have been directly responsible for almost every goal we've conceded. It's truly laughable.

Martinez has options. Be brave, and use them. I fear he will simply bow to dressing room pressure and play the old favourites. Might some people have been more astute than we gave them credit for when they said he was far too friendly with the players? We shall see. Any combination of those 3 play Saturday we will concede 3, 4, 5+ goals easily. Mark my words.


Hi Chico xxx
 
Bet you Jagielka is having nightmares right now. His face will be a picture lining up in the tunnel tomorrow, with YNWA blaring out making him absolutely poo himself. Time for our captain to grow some balls.

The antithesis of Dave Watspn, Jags is far too nice to captain an Anfield derby. Wonder if he follows Big Dave on twitter...
 
IF Martinez had any bottle he would play Alcaraz-Stones in the Derby. Distin is a 78 year old defender whose game relies solely on pace. His positional sense is awful, his technique is awful, his mentality is mid-level at best. Him and Jags are the greatest bottlers, treating the ball like a hot potato and making a 5 yard pass seem like a death sentence. Who can forget his FA Cup semifinal assist. Thanks for that. They are relics, and much too comfortable in their roles as keepers of the old guard, bet they sit in the changing room back-slapping each other and remembering the good old days when they were taking knives to gunfights and a 50-yard clearance was commendable not lamentable. They have zero ambition, not much more quality, and are not fit to lead this team.

Jagielka is a shocking captain, a lark-about schoolboy who when he's not telling us 'Yeah definitely' is smirking his way through Lukaku's belief we can be a top club. And the man behind them? Howard. Jesus christ, Howard. The Secretary of Defense. No wonder America is done as a superpower. Wouldn't trust him to catch the clap in a Kirkdale whorehouse. And he is another bottler. Twitching and hollering his way through to a game until he gets the chance to throw out his usual star-jump shapes, that is of course when he's not letting in his favourite near-post squirmers or standing rooted to the spot when a cross reaches the 6-yard box. Robles deserves a go. He couldn't be any worse. At least give him a CHANCE to do well, instead of the guarenteed screw-up that is Tourettes Tim. The three of them are pathetic and have been directly responsible for almost every goal we've conceded. It's truly laughable.

Martinez has options. Be brave, and use them. I fear he will simply bow to dressing room pressure and play the old favourites. Might some people have been more astute than we gave them credit for when they said he was far too friendly with the players? We shall see. Any combination of those 3 play Saturday we will concede 3, 4, 5+ goals easily. Mark my words.

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Jeez - I hope the players have more confidence than most on here.... would hate to think they were of a mind that 'we've never won here in 15 years, not worth showing up, our defense is crap, might as well just get it over with as fast as possible'...... COYB!!!!!

3-1 to the boys in blue!!
 
If Coleman is out, it doesn't matter that Stones is our best Center Back, he needs to play right back. We do that and we'll still have a chance, we don't and Hibbo/Besic/Jags/Browning/Macca will likely get slaughtered by Sterling.
 
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