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Player Valuation: £70m
I'm going to be happy with us losing by just two this year. Well in you Spanish bollock, you've lowered my expectations to new depths.
IF Martinez had any bottle he would play Alcaraz-Stones in the Derby. Distin is a 78 year old defender whose game relies solely on pace. His positional sense is awful, his technique is awful, his mentality is mid-level at best. Him and Jags are the greatest bottlers, treating the ball like a hot potato and making a 5 yard pass seem like a death sentence. Who can forget his FA Cup semifinal assist. Thanks for that. They are relics, and much too comfortable in their roles as keepers of the old guard, bet they sit in the changing room back-slapping each other and remembering the good old days when they were taking knives to gunfights and a 50-yard clearance was commendable not lamentable. They have zero ambition, not much more quality, and are not fit to lead this team.
Jagielka is a shocking captain, a lark-about schoolboy who when he's not telling us 'Yeah definitely' is smirking his way through Lukaku's belief we can be a top club. And the man behind them? Howard. Jesus christ, Howard. The Secretary of Defense. No wonder America is done as a superpower. Wouldn't trust him to catch the clap in a Kirkdale whorehouse. And he is another bottler. Twitching and hollering his way through to a game until he gets the chance to throw out his usual star-jump shapes, that is of course when he's not letting in his favourite near-post squirmers or standing rooted to the spot when a cross reaches the 6-yard box. Robles deserves a go. He couldn't be any worse. At least give him a CHANCE to do well, instead of the guarenteed screw-up that is Tourettes Tim. The three of them are pathetic and have been directly responsible for almost every goal we've conceded. It's truly laughable.
Martinez has options. Be brave, and use them. I fear he will simply bow to dressing room pressure and play the old favourites. Might some people have been more astute than we gave them credit for when they said he was far too friendly with the players? We shall see. Any combination of those 3 play Saturday we will concede 3, 4, 5+ goals easily. Mark my words.
Bet you Jagielka is having nightmares right now. His face will be a picture lining up in the tunnel tomorrow, with YNWA blaring out making him absolutely poo himself. Time for our captain to grow some balls.
IF Martinez had any bottle he would play Alcaraz-Stones in the Derby. Distin is a 78 year old defender whose game relies solely on pace. His positional sense is awful, his technique is awful, his mentality is mid-level at best. Him and Jags are the greatest bottlers, treating the ball like a hot potato and making a 5 yard pass seem like a death sentence. Who can forget his FA Cup semifinal assist. Thanks for that. They are relics, and much too comfortable in their roles as keepers of the old guard, bet they sit in the changing room back-slapping each other and remembering the good old days when they were taking knives to gunfights and a 50-yard clearance was commendable not lamentable. They have zero ambition, not much more quality, and are not fit to lead this team.
Jagielka is a shocking captain, a lark-about schoolboy who when he's not telling us 'Yeah definitely' is smirking his way through Lukaku's belief we can be a top club. And the man behind them? Howard. Jesus christ, Howard. The Secretary of Defense. No wonder America is done as a superpower. Wouldn't trust him to catch the clap in a Kirkdale whorehouse. And he is another bottler. Twitching and hollering his way through to a game until he gets the chance to throw out his usual star-jump shapes, that is of course when he's not letting in his favourite near-post squirmers or standing rooted to the spot when a cross reaches the 6-yard box. Robles deserves a go. He couldn't be any worse. At least give him a CHANCE to do well, instead of the guarenteed screw-up that is Tourettes Tim. The three of them are pathetic and have been directly responsible for almost every goal we've conceded. It's truly laughable.
Martinez has options. Be brave, and use them. I fear he will simply bow to dressing room pressure and play the old favourites. Might some people have been more astute than we gave them credit for when they said he was far too friendly with the players? We shall see. Any combination of those 3 play Saturday we will concede 3, 4, 5+ goals easily. Mark my words.
Can't sleep atall!
Nor me!
Maybe not, but it must be tempting when Gerrard is on the pitch .There's nobody good enough to kick on the team we're facing tomorrow.
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