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The Gorge on Apple TV. Had been looking forward to this, and actively hated it.

Tonally all over the place, the first half switching between military mystery, romantic comedy and thriller, and then the 2nd half turns into a CGI-filled, Resident Evil, video game monstrosity.

When the exposition dump lands via a video the main characters watch, I wanted to punch the telly, and I was watching the clock for the last 40 minutes, willing it to be over.

I could write 10,000 words on all the things I hated about this, but I’ll just say…

Dreadful.
 
The Gorge on Apple TV. Had been looking forward to this, and actively hated it.

Tonally all over the place, the first half switching between military mystery, romantic comedy and thriller, and then the 2nd half turns into a CGI-filled, Resident Evil, video game monstrosity.

When the exposition dump lands via a video the main characters watch, I wanted to punch the telly, and I was watching the clock for the last 40 minutes, willing it to be over.

I could write 10,000 words on all the things I hated about this, but I’ll just say…

Dreadful.

The Gore

Interesting premise, a touch too long, leant too heavy into the romance, could have been way better.
Are these things the same thing?
 
The Gorge on Apple TV. Had been looking forward to this, and actively hated it.

Tonally all over the place, the first half switching between military mystery, romantic comedy and thriller, and then the 2nd half turns into a CGI-filled, Resident Evil, video game monstrosity.

When the exposition dump lands via a video the main characters watch, I wanted to punch the telly, and I was watching the clock for the last 40 minutes, willing it to be over.

I could write 10,000 words on all the things I hated about this, but I’ll just say…

Dreadful.
Pretty evident already from the trailer IMHO
 
Watched Flight Risk last night. I knew Mark Wahlberg was a terrible actor going in, but it gave me great satisfaction that I’d watched it for free when I found out Mel Gibson directed it and it was absolutely embarrassing. A pathetic pair of trump supporters involved with one of the worst movies I’ve seen.
 

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