Last Film You Watched

Remember we were the first house in our street to have a vhs video player. A knockoff Ferguson videostar top loader. Beast of a machine. The first videos we rented were Clash of the titans and Rocky 2.

I was 5, my brother was about 14. He'd been smoking weed with his mates before they watched this. My arl fella came home from the alehouse bevvied and came into the living room , slumping into his chair. All the kids fell silent as he squinted at the TV, cross- eyed.


When Adrriiiiiiaaann gave birth me arl fella said: "Fookin 'ell...... the full head of hair on that baby there!!" All the kids burst out laughing and then one of them said: "Yeah, burrits ROCKY though!" Ha ha ha ha ha

 
Jurassic Park : Who Cares At This Point
Wow. One of the worst films ever regurgitated by Studio Dinosaurs. So many cringey moments. You’ve all just embarrassed yourselves.

Thor : Love and Blunder
Oh Natalie. Awful. Terrible film. Fun fact : Taika Waititi has a lounge room he makes people set up on the set when he’s filming, and then drag around everywhere. Lemme just say by the end of the shoot crew were ready to make him eat that brown couch.
 
McBain said:
Jurassic Park : Who Cares At This Point
Wow. One of the worst films ever regurgitated by Studio Dinosaurs. So many cringey moments. You’ve all just embarrassed yourselves.

Thor : Love and Blunder
Oh Natalie. Awful. Terrible film. Fun fact : Taika Waititi has a lounge room he makes people set up on the set when he’s filming, and then drag around everywhere. Lemme just say by the end of the shoot crew were ready to make him eat that brown couch.
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Thought Bale did great as Gorr but completely wasted in that movie.
 

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