TX Bill
Player Valuation: £80m
Hes been getting fairly good coverage on the OS I think, do you have Everton TV? It says theres bits on there as well.
Ive got a feeling im gonna be gutted to see him leave.
I used to have Everton TV but not this year.
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I used to have Everton TV but not this year.
I doubt your missing much.
Can't you have both oatmeal and Bloody Mary's?
I can't imagine what that'd be like coming back up...
*shudders*
TX Bill
Player Valuation: £80m
Landon is world class compared to Iniesta.
*the above view is completely unbiased and without any prejudice whatsoever. No red, white, and blue tinted glasses here. No sir. Factually objective with no appearances of favoritism in the least.
TX Bill
Player Valuation: £80m
I always like it because of the interviews. I never knew what Hibbert sounded like until Everton TV came along.
I'm guessing if you can slams some of those down in the morning, eating oatmeal before or after probably won't have much effect.
I want to see a huddle to be fair!
Trying to work out which the most painfull will be he turns out not to be great for three months or turns out to be ace and then goes at the end of March.
* Still not won over!
Trying to work out which the most painfull will be he turns out not to be great for three months or turns out to be ace and then goes at the end of March.
* Still not won over!
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But this is Landon Donovan we're talking about here. There should be 24/7 updates on him.
01:00 Landon's sleeping
08:00 Landon's eats his Corn Pops
09:00 Landon arrives for training
10:00 Landon pulls his hamstring during light warmups
...well it's Everton isn't it?
I was thinking more of
11:00pm - Landon goes to bed after watching 24 on Sky One
11:32pm - Landon goes to sleep
12:07am - Landon moves slightly in his sleep
03:04am - Landon gets up for some milk and a ham and pineapple pizza
03:35am - Landon eats his Pineapple Pizza and drinks his milk.
04:37am - Landon sits down to watch Television
04:40am - Landon turns to the Babestation channel
04:41am - Landon starts to masterbate (Pictures included)
04:41am - Landon has finished masterbating
04:45am - Landon goes back up to bed
04:51am - Landon is asleep
06:07am - Landon awakes
06:08am - Landon puts on PJ's
06:11am - Landon goes down for some cereal
06:20am - Landon finishes his cereal and is getting dressed
06:21am - Landon cleans semen off the sofa before getting dressed any further
06:28am - Landon has finished cleaning his semen and putting his clothes on
06:36am - Landon takes to the toilet for a [Poor language removed] whilst grabbing the 'Hello' mag.
06:41am - Landon finishes his [Poor language removed].
06:42am - Landon leaves the bathroom.
06:44am - Landon realizes he hasn't wiped his arse.
06:45am - Landon wipes his arse.
06:47am - Landon leaves to training
06:56am - Landon is stuck in snow
07:05am - Landon injures back shoveling snow.
.....
09:08am - Landon Donovan is ruled out for 3 months due to a back injury.
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dabes2
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Can't you have both oatmeal and Bloody Mary's?
Of course. My sentence was sloppy, but if my friend comes over, I will have oatmeal and coffee, and then commence drinking bloody mary's with long celery sticks to stir with and eat.
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best little spaniard
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He is our new number 9.
Let's hope he does the shirt proud
Let's hope he does the shirt proud
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TsarDiniyar
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DONOVAN: NUMBER 9!!!
Big reputation to live up to...cant see him playing myself
Big reputation to live up to...cant see him playing myself
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