2018/19 Kevin Mirallas

[Ron Burgundy]

Really didn't live up to his potential this guy.

Once dubbed "The Belgian Ronaldo".

 

[Mickey]

Beasted Sewerez and for that alone, I'm thankful.

 

[Archer]

He was very good for his first 3 years here and has been more than worth the 5m we paid for him. It's not his fault that we've held onto him for too long.

Ohhhhhhhhhh Kevin Mirallas

 

[buskwhi2]

He’s on pens next season.

 

[royvernon39]

Koeman did some useless business and giving Miralles a 3 year contract extension is an example.

 

[everton1953]

Is he still our player? If so give him another go. He had talent and is probably better than Walcott

 

[meagher94]

Is he still our player? If so give him another go. He had talent and is probably better than Walcott

lollollollollollollollollol

 

[FTY]

Nothing sums up post-Moyes Everton better than this LEGEND

 

[DanEFC92]

Ooooohhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhh Kevin Mirallas

 

[MikeH72]

If no one will buy him I sincerely hope he’s banned from coming anywhere near the Finch Farm entrance gate for the entire season. Pay his wages to sit at home, not arsed, do not allow him to communicate with a single member of our playing or coaching staff. Pretend he doesn’t exist.

 

[deipnosophist]

A huge fan favourite...Super Kev's star in the firmament of Everton Football Club will always sparkle with coruscating refulgence.

 

[marsh]

If no one will buy him I sincerely hope he’s banned from coming anywhere near the Finch Farm entrance gate for the entire season. Pay his wages to sit at home, not arsed, do not allow him to communicate with a single member of our playing or coaching staff. Pretend he doesn’t exist.

Just release him PLEASE

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Beasted Sewerez and for that alone, I'm thankful.

Couldn't even do that properly.

 

[Lelouch]

I for one am looking forward to him pulling up in his gold Bentley and having a laugh with Richarlison and Bernard

 

[Cameron Manning]

Heard he’s negotiating a severence , can’t fully reveal my source but what I can tell you he once belted a wasp with a matchday program with great efficiency.

I heard the wasp was already dead, his wife killed it while he was hiding behind his Bentley.