2018/19 Kevin Mirallas

[chrismpw]

Off to the canning factory with this one. He's like an over-ripe Haddock now.

 

[Lelouch]

I'm going to put this out there...I think he'll end up with a testimonial.

you're basically swearing now

 

[ossie_21]

He’d be like a new signing

 

[tungetango]

I'm going to put this out there...I think he'll end up with a testimonial.

He’d be like a new signing

NO
Stop it
Please

 

[Daytripper]

Heard he’s negotiating a severence , can’t fully reveal my source but what I can tell you he once belted a wasp with a matchday program with great efficiency.

 

[4737carlin]

If anyone can revitalize him, Silva can

 

[Nymzee]

Storming pre-season game followed by a new contract.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

The time is approaching when Kevin has his annual 45 minute cameo in a friendly against a team of Belarusian turnip farmers prompting the usual suspects to start bleating “hE cOuLd sTilL dO a JoB fRom tHe BeNcH”

May I just take this opportunity to say a pre-emotive “NO!!!”

Should have booted this chancer years ago.

”He scored 20 as a striker for Olympiacos, play him up front, Moyes”

..... The way our pre-season planning is going, we'd be lucky to organize a game against Aberdeen St. Margaret's School for Girls Under-12's.

 

[kenada_blue]

New 5 year deal coming up

 

[jackyboy]

Captaincy issue sorted

 

[ToffeeTim]

SELLLLLLLL

 

[Bungle]

Heard he’s negotiating a severence , can’t fully reveal my source but what I can tell you he once belted a wasp with a matchday program with great efficiency.

Anyone that murders wasps will always hold a special place in my heart

 

[toffeejack]

Really didn't live up to his potential this guy.

 

[chrismpw]

Storming pre-season game followed by a new contract.

Followed by a 3 year strop when doesn't start the first match.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

To be fair, Mirallas' ability combined with Gueye's engine, and Stracqualursi's heart, would be a decent enough PL player