Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[sageyefc]

This is the one

Don't get this pun thing do you

 

[USABlue]

Don't get this pun thing do you

My desire for Mata is too strong to joke about lol

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Apparently he's got nil satis nisi on his left arse cheek and ptimum on his right

 

[neil999]

Don't get this pun thing do you

Whats the matter with you?

 

[Woolly Blue]

I hear that we could get Mata for about 25 million, which isn't a lot in this market. I suppose it depends on whether he wants to stay in the area and are Everton prepared to pay his massive wage.

Mata's on record as saying his wage at Utd is obscene.

Of all the rumoured so called "Marquee" signings, I think his is the most likely to happen.

Oh puns ...

Nothing really Mata's
Anyone can see
Nothing really Mata's, nothing really Mata's to me

See, we already have a song for him

*nailed on

 

[ToffeeTim]

Nothing really mata's
Anyone can see
Nothing really Mata's
Nothing really Mata's...... Kone ffs

 

[Woolly Blue]

Nothing really mata's
Anyone can see
Nothing really Mata's
Nothing really Mata's...... Kone ffs

Lad ?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Nothing really mata's
Anyone can see
Nothing really Mata's
Nothing really Mata's...... Kone ffs

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

I hope we don't sign Mata just because of this.

I hope you're happy Tim.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Lad ?

Just pining for Juan here. Don't mind me lad.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Just pining for Juan here. Don't mind me lad.

No worries mate, take it easy and remember the words of the song

Juan step at a time ...

 

[ToffeeTim]

No worries mate, take it easy and remember the words of the song

Juan step at a time ...

I do hope he Juans to break free from Jose

 

[Woolly Blue]

I do hope he Juans to break free from Jose

 

[Sapie88]

No worries mate, take it easy and remember the words of the song

Juan step at a time ...

Ffs Wolo not you as well.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Ffs Wolo not you as well.

It's Woollo ffs.

 

[Sapie88]

It's Woollo ffs.

Ffs Wolloolo