Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[TheCount]

So take it a deal isn't as close as we thought?

It's half as close as I should like; and less than half as close as you deserve

 

[TheFinnFan]

Just asking the question mate, it's allowed isn't it?

No it isnt? It's forbidden

 

[matty1878]

So take it a deal isn't as close as we thought?

This is guna make you ill and me! Behave mate

 

[deipnosophist]

So take it a deal isn't as close as we thought?

things have taken a nasty turn Kev...
...you have been in our thoughts.
Hang in there kid!

 

[KUEFC09U2]

This is guna make you ill and me! Behave mate

As I said mate was just asking the question,

 

[deipnosophist]

It's half as close as I should like; and less than half as close as you deserve

Is that you Bilbo?

 

[evertonfootballclub]

Just been on the phone to my ITK.

He assures me that the deal will be complete...

...two days before the day after tomorrow, at 18:30.

Noh My Gahd.

 

[blue to the bone]

As I said mate was just asking the question,

Unless your a teenager mate you really need to relax a bit. It's not good to get so worked up

 

[granter79]

best thread ever. People losing their minds all over the place wait till he tweets a photo later will out for dinner with Jose and Witsel . Fume Town

 

[bluestevon]

Unless your a teenager mate you really need to relax a bit. It's not good to get so worked up

and if he is a teenager, then in the style of @chicoazul , 'go out and finger some birds instead of sitting on the forum'

 

[bluestevon]

best thread ever. People losing their minds al over the place wait till he tweets later will out for dinner with Jose and Witsel . Fume Town

I misread that as he was out for dinner with Josef Ftitzl and got very worried for poor Mata for a moment

 

[blue to the bone]

and if he is a teenager, then in the style of @chicoazul , 'go out and finger some birds instead of sitting on the forum'

Elequently put

 

[The_La]

Just been on the phone to my ITK.

He assures me that the deal will be complete...

...two days before the day after tomorrow, at 18:30.

Noh My Gahd.

Failed his medical I've heard.
One of his legs is both the same.

 

[Ashtonian]

So take it a deal isn't as close as we thought?

It has hit a snag mate. Can't agree on wages hence why they havn't announced anything.

Just means any team that wanted to show an interest can swoop in and offer higher wages and steal him right under our noses

Chill out mate, take a break and go and buy a cat.

 

[deipnosophist]

Rumours of pics of Mata and Witsel dining with Jose are surfacing...it doesn't sound good!

 

[FeedTheStraq]

Probably the best actor out of this lot too.