Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[CahillsCornerFlag]

According to someone tagging the esk in on Twitter mata is stalling with Spain more likely? Oh dear

Do you enjoy being miserable? You're going out your way to find jarg sources which say he isn't coming.

 

[Walken]

Mata's sister has liked a tweet about mata to Everton apparently,

Is she fit

 

[deipnosophist]

Any unusual spike in laundromat soap powder sales will confirm Mata's signing for EFC...

...that'll be @ProZ cleaning all his bills

...and @Thomasc doing similar with his fapping socks.

 

[billytoffee]

Is she fit

Does that Mata ?

 

[MikeH72]

Is she fit

She looks like a female Juan. So yes

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Do you enjoy being miserable? You're going out your way to find jarg sources which say he isn't coming.

No mate, the guy on Twitter mentioned about witsel signing, the esk clarified this, so I assumed he is sourced hence me quoting his mata tweet

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Is she fit

YES

 

[blue to the bone]

The first one asking if he is still to be announced this week is yes

What do you do mate when the transfer window closes and the new manager is in place . Do you hibernate or what . Having to wait 7 day for a game must drive you insane as it's not instant information

 

[Walken]

Does that Mata ?

For the puns alone its probably best we miss out on him

 

[Mikeonlythebestwilldo]

Why doesn't someone phone the club shop asking for a price of shirt with Mata on the back ? Might work hearing the reaction

 

[deipnosophist]

For the puns alone its probably best we miss out on him

agree...the play on words have been pun to death

 

[AmericanBlue]

How can he be stalling on the move to Everton, isn't he only returning from hols today?

Pinch of salt i reckon. Not that I really 100% thought this would happen.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

Why doesn't someone phone the club shop asking for a price of shirt with Mata on the back ? Might work hearing the reaction

Go on then mate.

 

[Mashtray]

Does that Mata ?

 

[Walken]

Honestly lads, theres so much beauty in the world to appreciate, i think we should all take a moment to widen our outlook and realise the insignificance of his signing