Jokes Thread
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Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, Abu Dhabi Do
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots ?
He was picked his nose.
He was picked his nose.
My dog swallowed some Christmas tree lights,took him the vet who said the dog would be ok.....You should of seen the dogs little face light up.......... I'll get me coat
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Why did Santa's little helper go to the doctor?
He had low elf-esteem.
He sold his soul to Santa.
Why did Santa's little helper go to the doctor?
He had low elf-esteem.
...some from the Christmas crackers pulled yesterday;
What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.
How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles.
What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers.
What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.
How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles.
What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas ?
A mince spy.
A mince spy.
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
Handddddd Eyeeeeee
Handddddd Eyeeeeee
I've never met a full Jew.
They're always Jewish.
They're always Jewish.
What do you sing to a snowman on his birthday.
Freeze a jolly good felllow.
Freeze a jolly good felllow.