Jokes Thread

[Joey66]

Somebody throw @Joey66 another 70’s joke book ffs

Thora herd the says the poster who got that out of the Beano......

 

[Joey66]

Could I ask why did you mention an actually named bakery .

It was in the joke I copied......

 

[Billysgingham.]

It was in the joke I copied......

Get your own material lad.

 

[davids]

Could I ask why did you mention an actually named bakery .

Ashers Baking Company

The McArthur family own and run Ashers bakery. They were pursued through the courts by the taxpayer-funded Equality Commission for Northern Ireland when they turned down an order for a same-sex marriage campaign cake because it conflicted with their Christian belief that marriage is between a...

www.christian.org.uk

 

[Joey66]

Get your own material lad.

It was topical in that joke you misrable sod ....

 

[Billysgingham.]

It was topical in that joke you misrable sod ....

You are in the jokes thread and you didnt get my try at a joke with yourself, now that is irony.

 

[-Rob-]

Could I ask why did you mention an actually named bakery .

I assume it's the bakery that was in the news a while ago for refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple.

 

[Billysgingham.]

Ashers Baking Company

The McArthur family own and run Ashers bakery. They were pursued through the courts by the taxpayer-funded Equality Commission for Northern Ireland when they turned down an order for a same-sex marriage campaign cake because it conflicted with their Christian belief that marriage is between a...

www.christian.org.uk

I'm not disputing it is real, just wonder why. I'm sorry I mentioned it now.

 

[Billysgingham.]

I assume it's the bakery that was in the news a while for refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple.

Ta mate.im sorry I said anything.

 

[-Rob-]

I'm sorry I said anything.

How very British of you

 

[Billysgingham.]

How very British of you

I'm just nice, and I cant be arsed.

 

[verreauxi]

"I will never forget what you people did to me. Never"

 

[tonyhorne]

What did the Pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey

It took me a while but I got there...

 

[Joey66]

Superman was flying around in the sky when he notice Wonder Woman stripped naked legs wide open, with her eyes shut on top of a building - as he had always fancied her it was an opportunity he could not miss so with the speed of a bullet he dived down on her and made passionate love to her ... then flew off ...
Wow what the hell was that she shouted.....
I don't know said the Invisible Man, but my arsp is killing me......

 

[Billysgingham.]

It took me a while but I got there...

Could you help me out.