Johnny Heitinga

[Harryflashman]

I best not recount the story of when my ex ordered a candy washing machine

 

[JimmyJeffers]

It's a bank holiday so it's allowed

I’ll need to consult this with a proper fan. @matty1878 is it ok to wear a Christmas jumper with red on? Only at Christmas time though

 

[coollino]

Just a thought, would people use a hot tap if it had red on it?

Car lights?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Just a thought, would people use a hot tap if it had red on it?

Car lights?

Someone told me @Joey66 only takes baths in puddles for this very reason. Can’t remember who it was.

 

[Cameron Manning]

I reckon as a near 35 year old, I could fully pull off a pair of red chinos.

Whose?

 

[Joey66]

Wall in shower count ?

Someone told me @Joey66 only takes baths in puddles for this very reason. Can’t remember who it was.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I reckon as a near 35 year old, I could fully pull off a pair of red chinos.

Once went on a night out and my housemate decided to wear a pair of bright orange chinos. You could tell he was a bit self conscious about it already but had decided to take a risk. Should have seen his face when the taxi driver taking us into town asked if he’d escaped from Guantanamo bay.

 

[Joey66]

Someone told me @Joey66 only takes baths in puddles for this very reason. Can’t remember who it was.

Walk in shower count ?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Wall in shower count ?

Alright Joey, no need to boast

 

[Shevin Keedy]

… faux hard man image he threw around was embarrassing….

oooh take a look in the mirror luv!

 

[Jokerdan]

I reckon as a near 35 year old, I could fully pull off a pair of red chinos.

Depends who's wearing them, like

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Depends who's wearing them, like

A 34 year old man called Dan I think.

 

[Jokerdan]

A 34 year old man called Dan I think.

Sort of missed the point, though

 

[Shevin Keedy]

I best not recount the story of when my ex ordered a candy washing machine

Why would you use a machine to wash your candy? Just rinse it under the tap.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Used to go fifty/fifty at restaurants !!