Johnny Heitinga

[ClausThomsen]

A Dutch fan? What are you on about? This is an Everton forum talking about an ex Everton player. Who gives a stuff what a Dutch Ajax fan thinks.

"Another club"

So that'll be Liverpool then? I'm guessing you're not from Liverpool?

Neither was Howard Kendall or Neville Southall. What's your point exactly?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Does anyone know his address?

 

[Kurt.]

Meh…… never liked him when he played for us anyway… faux hard man image he threw around was embarrassing…. Not really arsed what he’s doing now

 

[royalblue66]

Does anyone know his address?

Sending someone around ?

 

[Kurt.]

Sending someone around ?

Just remember how hard he is first please …. I heard he’s so hard he sleeps with a pillow under his gun

 

[tonyhorne]

It's a joke, and at Nunes' expense no one else. He's basically trying to be motivational saying 'you must score against these'.

He missed ...

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Man takes job

……at huge football club.

 

[DanB90]

Do grown up adults genuinely care about things like this?

Probably the same nutters who refuse to own anything red.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Probably the same nutters who refuse to own anything red.

bloody blue bloods...

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Probably the same nutters who refuse to own anything red.

One man’s nutter is another man’s legend.

 

[Kurt.]

Johnny Heitinga is so hard he could strangle you with a cordless phone

 

[Yarrgh]

Pulled out of a 50/50 v Charlie Adam when he played for Blackpool. Was dead to me as soon as that happened

At the speed Charlie Adam moved, he's probably still going in for that tackle now.

 

[perth_blue]

Johnny Heitinga is so hard he could strangle you with a cordless phone

So hard, he can slam a revolving door.

 

[Kurt.]

So hard, he can slam a revolving door.

And so quick that he can switch the bedroom light off and be under the duvet before it even goes dark

 

[coollino]

Probably the same nutters who refuse to own anything red.

I remember laughing at them, but then I realised I didn't own any red clothing so I bought myself a red running top x